According to our source, Costner was looking at either Nugent or Oliver Anthony. Nuge got the call based on his experience and availability.
“Oliver is booked through the end of the year,” said Costner, “Ted just needed to take a short leave of absence from work and he was good to go.”
“We’ll miss him,” said IKEA Warehouse Director Joe Barron, “Anyone can learn to drive a forklift, but how many guys can do it while standing on the seat playing Cat Scratch Fever on a ukelele?”
The project should be starting up any time now. We’ll keep you updated.
